THIS is why I joined the Navy; an exotic port! If you're gonna be at sea and pull into a port, this is THE port to pull into. At first glance, there is nothing here. Absolutely nothing. Well, almost nothing...there was a bar... We were doing a piggy back torpedo shoot for another boomer. Basically allowing them to use our boat to fire torpedos. So a good chunk of the crew has to leave the boat so that the other boat's crew can work, sleep, etc. Damn...what a shame! The first batch of liberty hounds gathers topside to board launches that will take them to Andros Island.

You can't help but smile as you're leaving duty for fun. This was the Bahamas so great weather was guaranteed. Plus, the chance to ingest some of the local beverages.

The loading is done in an orderly fashion but took forever. Well, in actuality it didn't take forever, but it seemed that way. All the things we wanted - fresh air, beach, food and a chance to phone home - were just inches away.

"Yeah, we'll miss you too...no...really!" The skipper comes topside to see his crew go on liberty. For the next three days, the submarine will be commanded - sort of - by the piggy back crew, who's commanding officer just happened to be our ex-executive officer, CDR Peter Selde!

Well I suppose we were there for others to do some work... This is one of the underwater listening boats. Basically, Autec is one big underwater shooting range for submarines to come in, shoot their torpedos and then run other combat tests. These craft follow the submarine and provide feedback.

Once free from all traces of military clothing we settled in to the calm of crystal clear water. The bar laid out some scuba masks and snorkels. The entire island had a laid back atmosphere. The island's two policemen seemed equally laid back. We would soon task their good nature...

The beach really had to be seen to be believed. It was like nothing I had ever seen in Charleston, South Carolina. The sand was like powder. And HOT! Shoulda brought sandals...

The island was quite small by tourist standards, but as it's "guests" were primarily government types like us, that wasn't a problem. There were boats to rent, bikes, etc.

While there, swimming in the crystal clear water, one of our brood is attacked by a violent starfish. Said creature is captured.

After some heinous torture from MM2 Jon Waude, it was determined the starfish was not a communist. The creature's shape of a "star" had to be suspect. Indeed others continued to doubt the creature's neutrality until evening came.

The creature is made an honorary crewman and issued with an honorary submariner card. As a gesture of goodwill, the creature is given a drink. The creature for some strange reason thrived on Ron Rico rum and was smuggled onboard and hidden in the engine room in a bucket of sea water. The starfish made it all the way back to Charleston and lived in the bathtub of one of the crew for about a year, attending parties and making other appearances. It was the closest the Pulaski got to having a mascot...

The island was the wrong combination of cheap alcohol and warm weather. I treated myself to a drink or two... Next to my right cheek, out in the distance is a channel marker buoy. Keep that in mind...it will be the source of a sea story later...

The torpedo shoot didn't go that well for the piggy back crew. Oh well...shooting's not for everyone. And hey - as long as you can shoot the BIG weapons, I guess that was all that mattered. The torpedo retriever boat returns with one of the exercise torpedos.

There is a special device inside the torpedo that takes it to the surface so that it can be picked up after the shooting is done. The weapon is then sent back home to be readied for another submarine on another day.

Meanwhile, the fun continued full throttle. Here, STS3 Fred Polchow examines an artifact from the local bar. Strangely...we were not accompanied to shore by any of the chief petty officers or officers. At least I don't remember any being there...

The rest of us soaked up sun and explored the beaches. The water, as previously mentioned, was crystal clear with unlimited visibility. This caused problems later for those of us who neglected to use sun screen...

A swim call was the order of the day for those awaiting their turn to come to the island. Here, Sonar Techs Alex Dunmire, Fred Polchow and Barney Downey muster topside to take advantage of the warm water (photo courtesy of Fred Polchow).

Eventually, the fun had to come to an end and we congregated on the pier to await the launch that would ferry us back to the Crazy Pollack. There was time for one last drink, one last swim and one last sunset. FN Beaudreau sips the last of his drink as we await the boat.

We were advised not to bring any shells back with us or alcohol. Well...there was no chance of any "full" bottles of alcohol surviving. And obviously the shell ban did not include star fish.

Then, once onboard the launch, we headed for our rendezvous and a continuation of patrol. I had to stand watch immediately after coming aboard which was funny as my condition probably didn't account for the most level headed decision making. I often wonder what insane force of nature concocted the watch bill, but hey...I had gotten to leave the boat! And I constantly reminded myself of that as I donned my rig for red goggles and buried my aching head in a manual...

Others were much worse off than me. Several of our lot were suffering from sun burn and had to get permission from the captain to wear slippers instead of work boots. The other crew - the sympathetic ones - would pretend they were going to step on the feet of these poor unfortunately soles - or should that be souls? My head was still killing me the next day. It was my first anniversary and there I was away from home! What a scam. So maybe I overdid the celebration in absence thing? EM1 Page reminds me of why I love the Navy...
